Rumors persist that Dem front-runner John Kerry
injected Botox to freeze his forehead to make him more appealing to voters.
Aides for Howard Dean are now hoping to achieve the same effect by botoxing their candidate's mouth.
(rim-shot)
Did anyone notice John Kerry's over-abundance of makeup and rouge on yesterday's "This Week with George Snuffalupagus"? He looked like a tart.
A
French tart, of course!