Blog's your uncle

Thursday, January 29, 2004

Rumors persist that Dem front-runner John Kerry injected Botox to freeze his forehead to make him more appealing to voters.

Aides for Howard Dean are now hoping to achieve the same effect by botoxing their candidate's mouth.

(rim-shot) ¶ 10:07 AM (0) comments

Monday, January 19, 2004

Did anyone notice John Kerry's over-abundance of makeup and rouge on yesterday's "This Week with George Snuffalupagus"? He looked like a tart.

A French tart, of course!

¶ 10:20 AM (0) comments

A variation on "Bob's your uncle," which essentially means "And there you are!" or "And there you go!" It's a vague summation of a person's opinion or point of view. I think!